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Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (2824)

On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...

#5 - On 10/01/2010 at 5:16pm by Good_old_Grim

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god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is

#24 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:02pm by Son_of_Helghan

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