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Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9502) - you deserved it (28653)

On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Ouch. That's why you shouldn't try to make friends by putting other people down.

#2 - On 09/30/2010 at 10:04am by RODEOqueen

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Ahahaha that's when you back away slowly and compliment on how attractive his father is

#1 - On 09/30/2010 at 10:04am by imaginaryvoice

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