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Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23994) - you deserved it (2282)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:03am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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wait naked that's how I roll.

#4 - On 09/28/2010 at 1:06pm by thepirate19

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If you are alone in a office and soaked, you should have brought a vibrator and had a wild fap-a-thon while you wait for that phone call.

#11 - On 09/28/2010 at 1:15pm by perdix

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