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Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?

#4 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:07am by mc4

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OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!

#3 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:07am by 5t3ff1k4h

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