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Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML


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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.

#9 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:10pm by rlerke

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I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom.

Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.

#10 - On 08/11/2010 at 1:11pm by perdix

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