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Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML


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On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

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Wow, I hope you told your supervisor about her unprofessional behavior. To do something like that while in training, I doubt she'll act any better when she has been there for awhile.

#16 - On 08/08/2010 at 1:13pm by AmoraLynn

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Well. Maybe this is a sign that she's going to be very loyal...? Okay, there's really no bright side to this. Have fun :D

#17 - On 08/08/2010 at 1:14pm by kayC7

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