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Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML


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On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

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Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?

#14 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:29am by perdix

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ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!

#4 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:07am by death_b4_disco

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