Suspicious liquids

By Flyboy - 18/07/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML
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perdix 29

Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?

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death_b4_disco 0

ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!

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stitch_book 4

lol, that's not too bad, but i guess it still does suck. fyl! maybe you should piss a bit on his seat before the next flight he pilots? :/

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OhWowFYLindeed 0

You should rub his nose in it. That'll teach him.

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jessexjames 0

and shout "BAD BOY! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" ?

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OhWowFYLindeed 0

30, Exactly! :D

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MeAlec 1

you just touched his piss get over it

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mizzleshizzle 0

if you're flying fighters, eject him mid-flight unexpectedly.

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Trupe 3

At least you weren't stupid enough to do the taste test

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lizzilla8297 2

not even funny. that's just HILLARIOUS!!! :D

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schnitzel5 0

I'm glad u checked, my dads a pilot and he was telling me about how these pilots that worked for the same company were too lazy to check out an engine problem and ended up drilling a 40 million dollar jet into a neighborhood.

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gman90210 18

How is this an fml? So what atleast it wasn't in the plane. And even small private planes have bathrooms in them so bugger off

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RainbowxxVeinsx 17

Did you wash your hands afterwards? haha fyl tho.

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IchbinSyn 0

I was gonna say that

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RainbowxxVeinsx 17

lol, beat you to it :P

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death_b4_disco 0

ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!

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death_b4_disco 0

ps, it would of been worse if it was a number two.

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cheergirly16 0

oh jeez it woulda beenn:/ lol

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Vash_41288 10

number two in that location would have just been too insane lol

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

So, you CONFESS to being the one who made a mess under that plane! And along, OP had been blaming his co-pilot.

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bryttkneee 0

I voted yes for this one :)

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perdix 29

Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?

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Vash_41288 10

21 are those head phoned in your pic I can't tell sorry

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pleasenopuffin 0

it's not even her. Just a pic from the interwebs from years ago.

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perdix 29

nocanhaz, I copied this picture into TinEye.com and came up with 11 matches. That's how you figure out where photos really came from. Those are clearly Hello Kitty earmuffs . . . and great ****!

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Trupe 3

Gotta love big *******

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perdix 29

Thanks, Trupe, but I don't need any persuasion or urging to love big *******! I'm there ;) You're preaching to the choir! That is a nice pic, huh?

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sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0

woah how does that chock even stand up haha she looks so top heavy ahh **** FTW

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Black_Moon_Fang 0

Hahaha Yay I would Love to put those over my head!!! :)

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cptmorgan15 2

you would love to put those over your head? and then what?

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rugbyking5525 0

they are amazing. they would keep me warm

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Claybomb94 0

Bleh sucks for you. :O

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M0llie 0

Ew that's so gross , why the floor? and you should no don't touch the floor.

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theschweigert 0

the plane was outside, the copilot was too lazy to walk back inside.

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nbjohnson 0

yea he's just lazy. sounds like a bomber pilot, fighters dint have "co-pilots" per say and heavies have bathrooms, or cans they call bathrooms anyways...

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