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During An Early Morning Preflight Check, I Spotted Liquid Pooling Under The Arcraft . I Rubbed My Finger In It An Sniffed . Good News? No Dangerou Fuel Or Hydraulic Fluid Leak . Bad News? My Copilot Was Too Lazy To Walk Back To The Hangar To Take A Leak . FML


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On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

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ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!

#4 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:07am by death_b4_disco

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Did you wash your hands afterwards? haha fyl tho.

#2 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:04am by RainbowxxVeinsx

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