By Debbie - 23/02/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
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funkfunnel 0

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

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alwaysalady 0

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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funkfunnel 0

Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.

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bobdole 0

that happened to me once. minus the job interview

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Jenh42391 0

ewwww, that sucks =(

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ricknasty 0

#3 - It's a woman, we should all be thankful she just got there in one piece. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times, please.

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alwaysalady 0

Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.

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hayleyyy 0

You know, you can still drive with one hand... *rolls eyes*

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commonsense 0

I lol'd so much @ #5 funnier than the actual FML but didn't you check yourself before entering the office?

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Jimmy_fml 0

thank God for #5 his wisdom could be shared at school auditoriums

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ronnidee 0

i like the term "productive"! I'm going to use that from now on!

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