Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too far which made me throw up. I was 20 min late for my work. Good start. FML

by Sergie / 06/04/2010 at 5:28am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

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  • You threw up for 20 minutes from brushing your tongue? If I was you, I'd probably stop brushing my tongue...

    #4 - On 06/04/2010 at 10:06am by Vagmanec

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  • Now, everyone thinks the "new guy (or gal)" is a bulemic that will always smell vaguely of barf. You may never smell of vomit again at work, but people will always think you do -- it's one of those basic smells that you can recall whether the scent is physically present or not.

    I think your nickname will be Ralph, regardless if you are male or female.

    #12 - On 06/04/2010 at 10:11am by perdix

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