You threw up for 20 minutes from brushing your tongue? If I was you, I'd probably stop brushing my tongue...
Now, everyone thinks the "new guy (or gal)" is a bulemic that will always smell vaguely of barf. You may never smell of vomit again at work, but people will always think you do -- it's one of those basic smells that you can recall whether the scent is physically present or not.
I think your nickname will be Ralph, regardless if you are male or female.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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