Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

by drewig / 05/10/2010 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Work

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  • You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

    #16 - On 05/10/2010 at 7:18am by lettertjes

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  • Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.

    #8 - On 05/10/2010 at 6:42am by dessaye

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