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Today, I was reprimanded at work for having a low friendliness rating as a cashier. For two months, out of 1500 transactions, only 3 people filled out the survey. I almost got fired because 1 out of 3 people was mad about a coupon. FML

#21386134
15 comments

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On 04/01/2015 at 9:06pm - work - by Winterbelle (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10833) - you deserved it (4374)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16198) - you deserved it (2500)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17980) - you deserved it (4424)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (1704)

On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

#21384707
86 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (2219)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (1811)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
82 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (1922)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

#21383954
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (1720)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (1983)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

#21382737
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (2100)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)



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