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Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

By Quasimodo - / Friday 18 October 2013 12:40 / Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML

By mother to an ugly doll / Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:10 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got my wedding photos back from my sister, a "professional" photographer who offered to do our wedding as a gift. It turns out that not only did she not catch most of the ceremony or reception, but all of the outdoor photos feature a large garbage bag in the background. FML

By Dreamcatcher1229 - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:23 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 16:16 / United States - Mansfield