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Xmrscarlilex's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 August 2014 04:00 / United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

By whoops - / Friday 1 August 2014 20:45 / United States - Vincennes

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 August 2014 00:20 / Canada - Gatineau

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

By Emliy - / Friday 1 August 2014 05:06 / United States - Malta

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 27 August 2014 03:19 / United States - Topeka