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Xgabri3l's favorite FMLs

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

By hc11bmd - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 17:20 / United States - Bethel

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

By Joseph N / Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:08 / United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

By megasniper240 - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:35 / United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

By the critic - / Monday 18 June 2012 10:22 / Canada - Saint Catharines