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Winston5's favorite FMLs

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

By parentfail - / Saturday 11 December 2010 14:44 / United Kingdom
By JD / Sunday 1 December 2013 12:43 / Australia - Exeter
By Anonymous / Saturday 30 November 2013 16:09 / United States - Deer Park
By fleetingmemories - / Friday 29 November 2013 23:55 / United States - Falls Church
By quit fucking up my life - / Saturday 23 November 2013 01:08 / United States - Kenai