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Wilburhp's favorite FMLs

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

By BaWanda - / Monday 30 June 2014 23:39 / United States - San Diego

Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 September 2015 12:43 / Malta - Santa Venera

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:54 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

By ForeverAlone / Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:40 / Ukraine

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

By gotmilk? / Tuesday 22 September 2015 13:41 / United States - Pompano Beach