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Whatthewtf's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML

By fuck my goddamn life - / Saturday 15 February 2014 20:51 / United States
By Gurior / Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:44 / Canada

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

By lonely girl / Monday 11 March 2013 04:17 / United States

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

By Kimberpoo - / Thursday 14 March 2013 06:21 / United States - San Diego
By ugh - / Monday 11 March 2013 11:33 / United States - Easthampton