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Victoriataylor_h's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

By anna - / Thursday 31 October 2013 18:27 / United States - Hattiesburg

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

By AML - / Thursday 31 October 2013 14:30 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

By goodgrief - / Wednesday 30 October 2013 18:28 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML

By neonstarr / Wednesday 30 October 2013 10:41 / New Zealand