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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    47%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    90%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Unicornbubbles's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 May 2014 02:36 / United States - Rockland

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

By FractalSanity / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:11 / Canada

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

By pantyripper - / Monday 24 March 2014 12:39 / Australia - Essendon

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 March 2014 02:09 / United Kingdom - Portsmouth