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Ukeandfoodislife's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States
By wtf did he do / Sunday 19 July 2015 09:02 / United States - Anchorage
By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 July 2015 04:36 / United States - San Francisco
By padthaimeanoose / Sunday 19 July 2015 03:29 / Canada - Surrey
By ddhaley1 - / Saturday 18 July 2015 19:08 / United States - Edmond