About Transcedental
Um. Hai. I've been reading FML 6 months after it came out as a site. I think. I rarely comment, tho. But if you step upon a comment of mine, click on my profile and read this, don't feel free to message me. Mwahahah. Don't even think about it. I will ignore you till the end of time. kthxbye.
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Transcedental's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    36%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    28%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    20%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    22%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
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Transcedental's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

By shiney100893 - / Monday 14 January 2013 12:56 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

By Emily / Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:55 / United States - Boston

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

By Adan / Tuesday 4 December 2012 21:34 / United States - Monroe

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

By pussyface96 - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:27 / Canada - Toronto

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

By dormeur / Friday 18 January 2013 11:39 / France - Malakoff