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  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Aujourd'hui, quand j'ai présenté mon nouveau petit ami à mon père, sa réaction a été plus que surprenante. Je m'attendais à tout, sauf à : "Il a exactement cinq minutes pour courir le plus loin possible ou je le découpe en morceaux de trois centimètres et je le mange." VDM

By Anonyme - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:46 / France - Aspiran

Aujourd'hui, avant d'aller au lit, je constate avec bonheur que mon chat y dort déjà, laissant le coussin libre. Pas de "bataille" ce soir ! J'éteins la lumière principale, j'avance vers mon lit discrètement, grimpe enfin l'échelle... Il s'est littéralement jeté sur mon coussin en me voyant. VDM

By Sek - / Friday 8 February 2013 00:29 / France - Lille

Aujourd'hui, et depuis que nous avons changé la place de sa litière, notre chat fait ses besoins partout dans la maison. Il est déboussolé, me direz-vous. Certes, mais franchement, je ne pensais pas que la déplacer de 20 centimètres vers la droite serait une expérience si traumatisante pour lui. VDM

By Fatal Error / Saturday 2 February 2013 23:56 / France

Aujourd'hui, je n'ai rien pour allumer ma cigarette. Je demande donc du feu à un passant. Il a donné une grande claque sur la cigarette, qui a volé dix mètres plus loin, et m'a dit : "Pas bien !" VDM

By Lili / Thursday 24 January 2013 14:09 / France - Montrouge

Aujourd'hui, la première chose que j'ai vue en 2013 a été un pénis. À minuit, il y avait un mec qui urinait à côté de moi et qui s'est retourné pour me souhaiter une bonne année. VDM

By Anonyme / Wednesday 2 January 2013 00:27 / France - Malakoff