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Aujourd'hui, quand j'ai présenté mon nouveau petit ami à mon père, sa réaction a été plus que surprenante. Je m'attendais à tout, sauf à : "Il a exactement cinq minutes pour courir le plus loin possible ou je le découpe en morceaux de trois centimètres et je le mange." VDM

By Anonyme - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 18:46 / France - Aspiran

Aujourd'hui, avant d'aller au lit, je constate avec bonheur que mon chat y dort déjà, laissant le coussin libre. Pas de "bataille" ce soir ! J'éteins la lumière principale, j'avance vers mon lit discrètement, grimpe enfin l'échelle... Il s'est littéralement jeté sur mon coussin en me voyant. VDM

By Sek - / Friday 8 February 2013 00:29 / France - Lille

Aujourd'hui, et depuis que nous avons changé la place de sa litière, notre chat fait ses besoins partout dans la maison. Il est déboussolé, me direz-vous. Certes, mais franchement, je ne pensais pas que la déplacer de 20 centimètres vers la droite serait une expérience si traumatisante pour lui. VDM

By Fatal Error / Saturday 2 February 2013 23:56 / France

Aujourd'hui, je n'ai rien pour allumer ma cigarette. Je demande donc du feu à un passant. Il a donné une grande claque sur la cigarette, qui a volé dix mètres plus loin, et m'a dit : "Pas bien !" VDM

By Lili / Thursday 24 January 2013 14:09 / France - Montrouge

Aujourd'hui, la première chose que j'ai vue en 2013 a été un pénis. À minuit, il y avait un mec qui urinait à côté de moi et qui s'est retourné pour me souhaiter une bonne année. VDM

By Anonyme / Wednesday 2 January 2013 00:27 / France - Malakoff