About Tomwantssnow
I'm just a high school kid with big dreams for my future. I love snowboarding, soccer and tennis, and in my spare time I usually volunteer or play guitar. Always glad to meet new people, so shoot me a message.
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Tomwantssnow's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 July 2014 22:54 / United States - Stockton

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

By CatLady / Monday 6 January 2014 19:20 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

By ScoobieDoo - / Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 / United States

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

By Girl123999 - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 / United States