About Thinkplnk
- I dislike orange and yellow Starbursts. - I like books better than people. - Autocorrect can go to he'll! - I'm blunt. - I have swaggè.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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    86%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    45%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Thinkplnk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:52 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 January 2011 03:08 / Singapore

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States
By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States