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Telkin's FML badges
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    84%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    5%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    23%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    46%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Telkin's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

By Puick - / Thursday 26 December 2013 23:50 / France - Sonchamp

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 3 July 2014 16:42 / France - Beausoleil

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

By TheKingKen - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 00:33 / Australia - Perth

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

By deservedly / Monday 9 June 2014 16:28 / Canada - Calgary

Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall. Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me. I have to spend two more years with these assholes. FML

By mrosewrosem - / Thursday 13 February 2014 11:54 / United Kingdom - Aldershot