About Taytaylal
Hello stalker. Or person who accidentally pressed my picture. My name would be Taylor. I'm 14 years of age and I like to comment on fmls because of OPs stupidity or someone else's stupidity. I honestly don't care about my grammar or spelling so please shut up and don't correct my grammar or spelling. Also, I use my iPod 99.9% of the time so I will not receive your direct messages. Thanks and Get off my page.
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  • I moderated this!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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    11%
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    34%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 50 favorites

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    48%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    64%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    78%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Taytaylal's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

By Mervin22 / Saturday 29 January 2011 04:10 / Australia

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

By creeped out / Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:28 / United States - Smithtown

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

By fordneagles - / Monday 11 June 2012 05:56 / Australia - Perth

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

By Tristansefam1367 / Monday 12 March 2012 13:11 / United States

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

By BoringFucker - / Monday 6 February 2012 21:52 / United Kingdom