About Swaggalikethat
I read these while sitting on the John…you know, just for a laugh. Does that mean other people's pain is my pleasure? I don't talk a lot cuz no one really listens. Message me, I'm bored. Oh yeah things i liiikke… Boxing Anime Spongebob Video games Mayday Parade Green Day All Time Low A Day to Remember Newfound Glory Panic At The Disco Stargazing Running Poetry Daydreaming Guitar Traveling …me in a nutshell
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Swaggalikethat's favorite FMLs

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:28 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 September 2014 21:08 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - / Friday 11 July 2014 20:34 / Canada - Brampton

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - / Friday 20 June 2014 23:03 / United States - Placerville

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - / Thursday 19 June 2014 21:05 / Sweden - Sundbyberg