About Spursfan101
I do enjoy a good laugh or two, and every so often a horrifying FML
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Spursfan101's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

By Sean / Monday 10 June 2013 02:27 / United States

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 May 2013 20:25 / United Kingdom - London

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

By isuckatlife - / Sunday 22 February 2009 03:16 / United States

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 May 2013 05:38 / United States - Livingston

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML

By vbecka / Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:08 / Norway - Oslo