About Spidergirl41
I'm a pianist, writer, actress, model, sketcher, computer whiz, designer, helping hand, dancer, singer, photographer, and animal lover. Guess which one of those I'm actually any good at. =)
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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

By tacolove69 / Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:20 / United States

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 February 2010 19:06 / United Kingdom

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

By CrappyValentine - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:56 / Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

By DallasGal - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:31 / United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

By deucelututi / Sunday 31 May 2009 12:03 / United States