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Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

By / Wednesday 31 December 2009 03:21 / France

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

By NoFriends / Sunday 2 August 2009 17:12 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

By Cococautly - / Saturday 4 July 2009 04:49 / Canada

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - / Saturday 27 June 2009 14:29 / United States

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 June 2009 08:20 / Japan