About Somuchfeels
Dude. Like you know how plastic is made from all the dead stuff in the Earth, and how dead dinosaurs are in the Earth? Well if you like think about it and shit, your toy dinosaur as a kid was made from real dead dinosaurs. Mindfuck dude......
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Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:44 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was doing a science presentation about glucose. There was around 20 judges at the event who could've judged me, but instead I got judged by the only person in the whole entire world who doesn't know what glucose is and doesn't think it exists. FML

By anonymous / Thursday 20 February 2014 05:27 / Canada - Victoria

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

By molliciousj / Wednesday 19 February 2014 05:09 / United States - Houston

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

By Kaddiscott - / Monday 20 January 2014 10:12 / Italy - Marco

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

By Subliminal message - / Sunday 19 January 2014 23:21 / Switzerland