About Smellslikecome
I like to break things. Most the comments section. I'm a loser.
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Smellslikecome's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 October 2014 20:55 / United States - College Place

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 September 2014 18:48 / United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 09:53 / France

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

By yuck - / Sunday 21 June 2009 04:19 / United States

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

By nutrigrain123 - / Saturday 23 May 2009 18:10 / United States