About Slimjim8094
I'm not much interested in sharing anything here... but thanks for checking out my page. I don't always comment, but when I do, I try to make it a good one. I'm a grammar nazi, and I can't stand people who can't express a coherent thought. If you find yourself disagreeing with me, make sure you've actually understood what I said first since I tend to try and make relatively nuanced points that are missing from the discussion. If you still disagree, don't take it personally, and I prefer comments to, or at least in addition to, downvotes. Not that I much care about votes...
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By Anonymous / Friday 6 May 2011 18:09 / Saudi Arabia