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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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    6%
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    12%
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    35%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    33%
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    65%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    68%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    31%
  • 50 quality comments

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    32%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Sleeprx's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML

By Manu - / Tuesday 14 February 2017 09:00 / United States - Columbia

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

By criminal tit offender / Saturday 31 August 2013 16:25 / United States - Bessemer

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 04:48 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:21 / United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville