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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    85%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    78%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    10%
  • The return of the thumb

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    39%
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Shadowofbong's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

By Jon - / Monday 18 January 2010 20:26 / United States

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

By fuck you btichass cuntshit - / Thursday 20 August 2015 16:18 / United States - Shelburne

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

By OhWhoCares / Monday 17 August 2015 21:34 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

By imonfmlnow / Thursday 13 August 2015 16:24 / United States

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 August 2015 04:39 /