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Hi I'm Izzie!!! I love hockey and Soccer
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Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

By Stevie / Tuesday 16 August 2011 06:52 / Canada

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

By Headphones - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:38 / United States

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML

By ineedalifekay - / Sunday 24 May 2009 06:43 / Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

By badmom101 - / Saturday 16 May 2009 11:26 / Canada

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

By maaaryy / Wednesday 7 January 2009 05:53 / France