About Rkdstp1995
Hullo! I'm a 20 year old musician and geek from Canada. I play guitar, drums, piano and more. You can usually find me with a book in my face, or playing Zelda and Fallout. I do fire protection for work. Send a message if you wanna chat! Favourite bands are Pearl Jam, Big Wreck, Our Lady Peace, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Cage the Elephant, Sublime, Metallica, Iron Maiden, and lots more. Ian Fletcher Thornley is the greatest guitarist in the world if anyone wanted to know... Married as of April 22, 2016
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Rkdstp1995's favorite FMLs

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

By unashamed / Thursday 5 June 2014 08:11 / Australia - Ipswich

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

By I Have Failed - / Wednesday 2 April 2014 20:10 / Spain - Madrid

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

By Unknown / Friday 7 February 2014 14:18 / United States - Lamoni

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:47 / United States - Kennett

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:20 / United States - Reno