About Random_cashmere

Hello. This is my profile. I am in a relationship with food and I love it. Let's see, um, I am a very avarage person, I typed this on my tablet, which is nothing, compared to the rants I sometimes write on this. I am a skinny girl. For the sake of humanity, people, do not assume people have an eating disorder by how much they eat by their size. It makes an ass out of you and me. So um yeah, uh, if you want message me. #swagsucks

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By Failoffel - / Sunday 10 May 2009 02:05 / United States