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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

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  • The Mixer

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  • Checking you out

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • A new thumb

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  • It's in the can!

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    21%
  • The return of the thumb

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    9%
  • Happy ending

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    30%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    4%
  • Santa Claus

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    100%
  • Inception

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    100%
  • One more and it's business time

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    18%
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • 50 favorites

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    48%
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  • 50 quality comments

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    42%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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    0%
  • The rules are the rules

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Queen_awks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

By poo_shoe123 - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:47 / United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

By RedWaters / Wednesday 6 March 2013 20:20 / United States

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

By gassy / Saturday 29 December 2012 09:32 / United States - Kirkland

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

By LearnGeographyUSA - / Wednesday 12 December 2012 06:45 / United States - Kirkland

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 9 November 2012 20:53 / New Zealand - Tauranga