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Purplesockmonkey's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

By Black / Friday 12 December 2008 03:31 / Lebanon

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

By asdffhhjk - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 08:08 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she reached over and twisted my nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. FML

By SoreNips - / Friday 12 April 2013 23:57 / United Kingdom - Brentwood