About Pataplop
Dedicated to martial arts ? Tried a lot of them, for example : Western Boxing, Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, Karate (wado-ryu), Taekwondo, Wing Chun, Muay Thai, Sanda, Taichiquan, and now I'm 100% in Shaolin Kung Fu after having spent one month training it at it's birthplace ! Skiing is wonderful, let's enjoy snow while it lasts ! Love to have a laugh at every time of the day ;) Well I kept you away long enough from other people's misery. P.S. : if you're seeing this, send me a message :) I'm from the French-speaking part of Switzerland, but I also speak German quite fluently and understand Italian ! Have a nice day stalking !
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Pataplop's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML

By kalleylynn / Saturday 8 June 2013 06:38 / United States - Steward

Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 May 2010 16:19 / United States

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

By drugged_on_arrival - / Thursday 10 September 2009 10:55 / Virgin Islands British

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:23 / Canada - Calgary

Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML

By Awkward / Thursday 22 August 2013 23:50 / United States