About Paskievitchjack
~living that Alaska life ~College bound senior ~love to hike, ski and be outdoors in general Feel free to shoot me a message if you have any questions or wisdom to impart.
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Paskievitchjack's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to fetch our bins after they were collected, only to scare the child that was trying to fit inside our compost bin. Apparently, she's not allowed to play in hers because she already broke two by doing this. These bins are $75 a piece. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 June 2017 16:00 /

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

By ShanghaiSam - / Wednesday 17 May 2017 04:00 / China - Shanghai

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

By WellFineThen - / Monday 17 April 2017 05:00 / United States - Cedar Falls


Today, I fell for a website scam that offered cheap samples for anti-aging cream. Signing up for the sample automatically signs you up for a $200 monthly subscription. When I called the company, the woman on the other end started crying. FML

By idiot - / Sunday 16 April 2017 00:00 /

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

By whygod - / Sunday 12 June 2016 13:45 /