About Ohishkabibble
My name's Paige. I'm currently a college student aiming toward a Master's in Library Sciences, with an emphasis on archiving. I'm interested in the restoration and preservation of books and paper documents. I'm an atheist, a proud liberal, and an intersectional feminist. I won't put up with any sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or racist bullcrap. I'm queer and polyamorous, and not interested in pursuing any other relationships than the one I have, so don't be creepy and message me about how cute I am or whatever. I like cats, I like books/comics, and I like video games.
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Ohishkabibble's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

By peacechick71 / Sunday 22 September 2013 23:30 / United States - Trenton

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 November 2014 22:00 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 July 2013 04:59 / United States

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

By patriarchal apparently - / Saturday 29 June 2013 19:58 / Saint Lucia

Today, I found out that, although I have the same job title and complete the same work as my male colleagues, I get paid 15% less, purely because I'm a girl. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:27 / United Kingdom - Romford