About Ohcoolstorybro
Really bored. Message me and we can talk about anything. I will listen and I give some good advice
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Ohcoolstorybro's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

By loser doctor / Friday 2 January 2009 11:14 / Philippines

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

By bananna / Thursday 29 May 2014 15:18 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

By Erica - / Monday 8 July 2013 17:27 / United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

By wrongguy / Saturday 11 May 2013 23:04 / United States - Raleigh

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

By pleasekillme - / Friday 19 April 2013 11:44 / United Kingdom - Brighton