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Nonameheffa's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 20 April 2013 23:08 / United States - Denver

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

By ohtheshame / Monday 2 May 2011 08:34 /

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 June 2013 10:34 / United States - Bessemer

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

By what the fuck - / Friday 7 June 2013 21:20 / United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

By -1 friend - / Friday 17 May 2013 21:16 / United States - Freeport