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Njbane's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 29 October 2013 10:40 / Australia

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

By okaythen - / Friday 4 October 2013 09:37 / Egypt - Cairo

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

By Anonynommer - / Friday 13 September 2013 23:13 / United States - Holyoke

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

By f.a.t. - / Friday 4 October 2013 08:20 / Australia

Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML

By chestycough / Monday 16 September 2013 04:35 / Australia - Belrose