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Nicole8402's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - / Thursday 4 July 2013 07:03 / United States

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 February 2013 13:43 / United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 December 2013 23:58 / United States - Denver

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

By marriedtoatool / Wednesday 26 December 2012 06:15 / Australia - Sydney