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  • The Mixer

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  • One more and it's business time

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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    54%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    59%
  • 50 quality comments

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    20%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    19%
  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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    61%
  • 50 favorites

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Nick347b's favorite FMLs

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

By HappyGirl / Tuesday 28 October 2008 15:57 / France

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

By :/ / Tuesday 4 March 2014 13:37 /

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

By latter / Tuesday 24 September 2013 00:05 / United States - Middle River

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

By oh my son / Sunday 23 December 2012 06:02 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:00 / New Zealand - Wellington