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Nastag's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

By lageste / Thursday 20 November 2008 04:37 / France

Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML

By sad but true. / Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:18 / United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

By Brody89 - / Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:40 / United States - Vancouver

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

By the long distance guy / Tuesday 8 April 2014 07:56 / United States - Waterbury

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 March 2014 10:04 / United Kingdom - Romford