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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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Mychemro_kiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

By nutsucker - / Sunday 8 March 2009 19:08 / United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

By ruvru / Friday 10 April 2009 17:13 / United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

By ugly - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:34 / United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

By aviators - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:37 / United States

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:51 / Japan